It was late in the evening. I had nearly forgotten that I was going to read to the boys. So, I ran upstairs and into their room.
I lay down next to Jaz and before I could look at the book, was attacked by a powerful aroma. The foul stench of special naughty boy fluff filled the air. “Oh my god what is that stink.?!!”
Well, Rick nonchalantly nodded his head to admit that the contribution was his, and continued to read the Beano.
I looked over at him. “Hey dude, that is rank and malordorous! What’s the story? How come you can put up with that?!”
Then I realised. “Oh, you’ve got a cold, so your nose is stuffed an you can’t smell a thing. Well, let me tell you it is powerful, it is nuclear, it is an atombomb! Jaz, how can you survive?”
“I don’t know.”
“Can you smell it?”
“Yeah”
“Is it bad?”
“Yeah. It’s pretty bad. But I’m covering my nose”
So, I turned back to the perpetrator. “You know, that really is like a nuclear bomb. I mean you have no idea what’s happening to us. You’re just sitting a million miles away from the fall out zone so you don’t care. Ah well, thankfully its only a powerful cloud of gas, rather than an atom bomb. Well Jaz, watch out he’s probably gonna drop another before he goes to sleep. After all he has no idea how bad it is and nuclear bombs come in twos!”
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