Chuck Lorre Vanity Card #392
From what little I know of prehistory, man roamed the Earth for hundreds of thousands of years in small tribes — probably no more than two hundred people per group. During this time all wisdom was passed along according to the oral tradition. Everything you needed to know in order to succeed as a human being was told and/or shown to you, whether it be how to find a girl, find a guy, have sex, have a baby, find food, raise children, deal with family, argue with neighbors, care for the sick, elderly and dead, fight, work, sing, dance, play and get really loaded in order to hookup with the universe. (Side note: I’ve always loved the term “prehistory,” which arrogantly implies that prior to the emergence of our culture, nothing happened.) Anyway, this state of affairs lasted for a long, long time. It was relatively stable. Peace on Earth, if you will. Then, with the advent of large-scale agriculture and the need for ever larger swathes of land to accommodate it, the tribal system collapsed and people began to live huddled together in towns, villages and cities. In short order, the priceless wisdom that taught us who we were and how we could live a happy life was forever lost to mankind. Which brings us to today. I don’t believe that we became a neurotic and self-destructive species because we’re born in sin, or otherwise flawed. I believe our fall from grace was simply a forgetting. Speaking of which, don’t forget to buy my book of vanity cards, which is chock full of wisdom-rich oral tradition — that inadvertently got written down — and can be preordered online right now! Hurry, supplies are limited. (I don’t actually know if that’s true, but it sounds cool. What is true is that all my proceeds go to charity.)
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